In bed

-You smoke?
-Nah...
-An athlete to the very end, eh?
-I guess...
-What got you so serious?
-I was just thinking how all of this is connected.
-I have my suspicions, but now it is time for a joint...

-Hey Tiger! I'm back!
-So I hear. How was it, you seem awfully cheery.
-Yeah. Nothing like a good smoke after shagging and after some maniac has been slashing you. Hey, do you know that Miyamoto Musashi guy he has been writing about the difference between slashing and cutting you have to be determined and you have to have a resolute purpose to cut otherwise if you just are really determined but do not have the purpose to cut then it is just slashing and if you...
-Simone!
-Yea?!
-Shut up!
-But...
-Shut up!
-Jerk!
-Right...